1. I KNOW I KEEP POSTING THIS AND I AM SORRY BUT IT IS DUE IN TWO WEEKS AND I ONLY HAVE THREE REPLIES AND I AM GETTING DESPERATE

     


  2. what the fuck even are poptarts

     

  3. when you’ve been awake for 24 hours

     

  4. wirelessinfidelity:

    dutchster:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    beat your meat and hit the street

    Skeet and retreat

    (via shegotlostintransition)

     

  5. im a picasso

     

  6. ive been awake for so long this is funny to me

    esp the 2nd row cos i look at it and im lke is that mary kate and ashley olsen?

     


  7. radtracks:

    take on me // a-ha

    talking away
    i don’t know what i’m to say
    ill say it anyway
    today’s another day to find you
    shying away
    i’ll be coming for your love, okay?

    (via wildwilde)

     

  8. I made a slipper

     

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  10. pro uni student: procrastinates for 16 hours and somehow still manages to write nearly 300 words of crucial essay